Your Next Senator From The Great State Of New York
Posted by Pejman Yousefzadeh on Sat Dec 27, 2008 at 12:53:57 AM EST
She doesn't vote and doesn't even contribute to the Democratic Party, despite the fact that
"there's a spirit [she] think[s] [she's] grown up with" thanks to the fact that her father was President of the United States. In related news, Caroline Kennedy
informs us that she will have to work "twice as hard as others" if she is Governor Paterson's pick for the Senate seat.
Continuing on the related news front, twice zero is still zero.