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Frank Rich: Clinton Hater

Posted by Pejman Yousefzadeh on Sun Jan 27, 2008 at 03:07:02 PM EST

I see that Rich has taken a break from his usual Republican-bashing columns to write an application for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Sure, there are some shots in the article against Republicans, but one cannot expect a newly minted Sith apprentice to completely abandon the past habits of the weak and malleable Jedi.

Trained this one shall be. Powerful he shall grow. Accidentally singe himself with Force lightning he might from time to time. A feature, not a bug, this might be in the eyes of some.

Need I mention that this is meant to be humorous? I really don't want to see or hear about Frank Rich singeing himself with Force lightning. Besides, I am not sure that he can. I do have doubts about his midichlorian count, after all.

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